Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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