I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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