I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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