JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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