Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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