Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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