We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just google imaged poop.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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