The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Shame is for Republicans.
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