I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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