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while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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