i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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