My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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