So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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