I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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