u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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