There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
