I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
no you cant smoke seaweed
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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