i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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