About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
