please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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