Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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