Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
i now understand why vodka
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
