your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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