2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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