Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
