After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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