I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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