How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
they're like a gay fantastic four
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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