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  He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.

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• Hey, fuck you. We don't bitch at you for having to piss every ten minutes, or taking 2 hours to get ready, so don't complain about our prostate issues.

  Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Mar 4, 13 at 9:16am

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• You women can barely pee by yourselves, so, STFU !!!!

  Submitted by sumtimes on Mar 4, 13 at 10:39am

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• And he can only cum with the mayonaise dispenser dripping...

  Submitted by W_T_F on Mar 4, 13 at 12:33pm

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• Can't understand normal thinking! Worthless Bitch!

  Submitted by pipe4tom on Mar 4, 13 at 6:12pm

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• Hey my girlfriend does the same thing!

  Submitted by MrGood on Mar 6, 13 at 9:53am

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• Then stop dating him. Girls have dumped guys for less.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 4, 13 at 11:03am

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• It's polite to run the faucet while you're using the restroom. Particularly in a one bedroom apartment, nobody wants to hear their SO using the restroom!

  Submitted by 478 on Mar 4, 13 at 10:11am

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• You tell'um This.

  Submitted by okieraider71 on Mar 4, 13 at 9:24am

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• I dated a guy who couldn't poo unless he was naked. He said he didn't want the stench to permeate his clothing.

  Submitted by girlsRbumd on Mar 4, 13 at 9:03pm

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