You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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