I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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