obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
pop tarts are not kleenex
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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