I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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