It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
As shirtless as possible
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
