So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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