He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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