Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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