she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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