new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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