is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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