I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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