You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We were destined to go to rehab together
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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