so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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