TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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