She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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