It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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