then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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