Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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