On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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