so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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