I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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