I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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